Cardiff: The City of Idiosyncracy
Today I have:
(1) been burped at by a Chinese girl (Chairman Mao would be turning in his Tiananmen Square) (2) discovered a used sanitary towel outside our place of residence (not especially sanitary) and (3) experienced someone in the department release a poo that smelt of Gregg's bakery (not to be confused with Gyno Greg my sister's boyfriend - christened such because he keeps saying words like "ovaries," "uterus," "vulva" etc - of course he does nothing of the sort but is too shy to deny it when I confront him over the dinner table).
posted by Andy @ 7:47 AM
3 Comments:
My piss often smells of Sugar Puffs.
I've not been near a sugar puff in about three years.
If you eat a pot noodle, your next wee will always smell like one.
You can kind of understand that because they're quite watery.
But sugar puffs? Honestly?
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