Peter the Blacksmith

My friend Peter is a blacksmith - he's not a coloured gentleman with a popular British name but in fact a chap who earns an honest crust through forging and shaping iron with a hammer and anvil. It is therefore with great sadness that I report one of Peter's tools behaving in an execusably deviant manner. It is alleged that last tuesday a hardened steel tool (belonging to Peter) with cutting ridges for forming, smoothing, or reducing metallic surfaces, entered a school in Plymouth and taught a class of 11 year olds History. The tool is said to have focussed upon Tudor England, specifically the tragic death of Mary Queen of Scots. So, having named and shamed this despicable tool in the press we BURNT HIS BUSINESS TO THE GROUND.